Archive for the ‘2009’ Category

Gimme that

Friday, June 5th, 2009

It’s time we stopped sharing. No, really. If you have something to say, tell me (or us, throughout). If you have something to give to me, give it to me. If you have something that you want to show me, then show it to me, hand it to me, slide it over but please stop sharing it. I can’t give it back when we’re done, now, can I?

I know, it all comes out of the “kinder – gentler” phase and I get it. But, please, stop it. We can’t really, in the final definition of the word, really share it, now can we? No, we can’t. You can tell me the information you have, you can show me your nice PowerPoint slides, you can even recite your ideas that, honestly, I am willing to listen to but, ya just gotta stop all the sharing. Get a grip. Telling me you have some things you want to “share” with me is, frankly, starting to sound a bit creepy.

So, stop all the sharing. I’m beggin’ ya, do what you came here to do, sit down, and let’s digest it, let’s talk it over, let’s get to the bottom of it but we just gotta stop all the sharing. If all we ever do is share everything, then who, in the finaly analysis, really owns it? And, if nobody really owns it, then were does the responsibility and the accountability lie? I’m just askin’.

Phylogeny

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2009

Why is it that when you’re driving down the road or just sitting at home with your spouse and no one is talking, all of a sudden she asks “What are you thinking about?” I’m just askin’.

It’s, like, so un-cool

Tuesday, June 2nd, 2009

For some reason, high school girls not liking the ida of a computer career does not surprise me: http://www.eweek.com/c/a/IT-Management/OMG-Computer-Careers-Big-Turnoff-for-High-School-Girls-282953/?kc=rss

I suspect they’d rather get their MBA so they can “manage” the geeks. Oops, did I say that out loud?

Devine Design

Monday, June 1st, 2009

Had a great Saturday at the first Big(D)esign conference at SMU. Lots of speakers/presenters talking about design, user experience, user interface trends and practices. Met some very smart people. Rather humbling. And, a few dorks, too, but, that’s probably what they’re saying. And, who could blame them?

 

We need to talk about sharing. Maybe later today.

 

Enjoy another gorgeous day in north Texas. God must love us today.

COBRA-Not your daddy’s mustang

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

In case you’re having trouble with your company and COBRA, you might be interested in this article.

http://www.dol.gov/ebsa/COBRA/main.html

Growing Pains

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Please, one at a time.

Please, one at a time.

Well, that’s what happens with exponential growth. Not to mention popularity. I suppose it would be to their benefit if they had a business plan but… Interesting moment in history and you can now say you were there when…

Escaped: The Update

Monday, May 25th, 2009
What can it mean?

What can it mean?

Did he escape to Hooverville where he’s now living the life he’s always dreamed? Did he meet a hooverette and whisk her away to freedom? Is he free to be the hoover he was always meant to be? Was he run over by a truck and dragged away? Or did the owner just pick him up and dump him? Sigh. We’ll never know.

Memorial Day Escape

Monday, May 25th, 2009

This is my last chance. I hate it when they leave me in this hot garage and I’m not gonna take it anymore. Whenever they leave the door open, I’m gonna make a break for it. Good, they’re gone. Here goes…

Breaking free

Breaking free

Oh, crap. Now which way do I go? What if someone sees me? What if I get run over?

hoover_2

Ahhh, I can’t move! Somebody save me. I’m gonna die out here in the heat. Help!

Sigh, the heartbreak of runaway hoovers. Studies show 1.6 hoovers are victims of runaway decision every minute. Don’t let this happen to your hoover. Call the national hoover runaway hotline and get help or donate today. Remember, the hoover you save might just be your own. Do it today. If not for you, then do it for the children.

 

 

No slice, no dice

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Finished my bi-annual kitchen knife sharpening. Thanks to the Boy Scouts of America for a practical, lifelong skill. I hardly know any guys who can shapen their own knives nowadays, except of course all the fishing and hunting pals. Otherwise, it’s a lost art. I honed (sorry) my skills on weekend scout campouts. If I wasn’t teaching a course, I’d sit back at camp and sharpen things. Anything that had a blade and needed its edge honed. Or, during those long midnight shifts at the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Often, having a few knives to bring back into service was the one thing that got me through some very boring early-morning hours. So, it’s Memorial Day weekend. Got kids? If they’re old enough, take some time to teach them how to sharpen things: knives, hoes, shovels, shears, clippers. They’ll thank you in about 30 years when they realize how they know to do that.

Memorial Day 2009

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

I know you don’t need to be told, but at some point this weekend, take a moment to remember those who served, who gave their life, and who continue to serve so that we can enjoy burned hot dogs and hockey puck burgers.