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I Like My Thin Buns

Wednesday, May 26th, 2010

That’s not something you usually say in public or, for that matter, to anyone; the spouse or kids maybe but I suspect you’d better be prepared for the ensuing explanatory conversation to say nothing of the quizzical look.

Since we moved to Austin from Allen we’ve been looking for a gym that has an indoor running track. It’s just getting way too hot outside to run. The gym we belonged to in Plano had a 1/12th mile indoor running track that was perfect for getting your run on without having to battle traffic, bugs, and the brow-beating sun.

After 12 trips around the oval you had run a mile; assuming, of course, you successfully navigated the lungers going the wrong way, the chit chatters discussing who-knows-what while taking up two lanes, the guy/gal hitting on the guy/gal in the outside lane, or the doofas running the wrong way who apparently just can’t read the sign that explains how it’s clockwise MWFSS and counter-clockwise TT. I was never sure which was more baffling to the wrong-way goober: the clockwise/counter-clockwise conundrum or the fact that there was a placard with rules on it at all.

So, when we got to Austin we immediately started looking for a gym with an indoor running track. Nada. Not to be found anywhere in central Texas. Oh, yeah, there’s the UT track but you gotta know a guy to get in there and being new to town, I don’t that guy.

I visited with the managers of several gyms to which I was still a member: we pay our dues annually. All the managers were happy to welcome us to town, excited about getting our memberships transferred, and ensured us they would contact us the very next day with how to do that. Since the next day and a couple of weeks had passed, I decided to revisit those managers to see how to get our membership transferred to a local gym.

No dice. Can’t be done without an upgrade. Upgrade? Yeah, well, those silly old Plano gyms were a different “type” of gym. Our facilities are full activity centers. Huh? So, how much is that and what’s it take?  Will check with corporate and get back to you tomorrow about that. Have a great day. <insert goofy smile from manager here>

Months later I’ve given up. There’s been no response from any of the managers of the gyms who’s name I shall not in my disgust and disappointment reveal but might mention that it has a number in its name that is very similar to a hit TV show on Fox with a guy named Jack as the main character that just ended.

Looks like we’ll be confined to those dreadful machines that are less effective not to mention just plain goofy looking. Sigh. I know, we could get up really early and run but running around the neighborhood in the dark just doesn’t seem like a good idea. Plus, I like to sleep.

But, that has nothing to do with why I like my thin buns. Thin Buns are little hamburger-like buns from Earthgrains that have about half the bread volume of regular buns. Think buns fresh out from under a 90-pound weight – squished, squashed, flattened, kinda like pita bread but tastey and less rubbery.

I wanted to eat less bread on my lunchtime sandwiches so I was glad to find these new little buns. They’re just the right size for lunch and when paired with some crunchy Sun Chips and Diet Dr. Pepper, you gotta satisfying lunch experience. Yes, sir. Just the right size for hand-held munching while running around the track.

I Am Blessed

Sunday, December 20th, 2009

I sat at the kitchen table tonight watching, feeling really, the tears drop into my Lean Cuisine sesame stir fry with chicken.

I have no right to have that dinner. I have no right to have the table or the floor on which it sits or the room it inhabits or the furnace that keeps it and me warm. I am blessed.

There are so many millions, can you get your head around that number – millions? – millions of people in this United States of America that don’t have heat tonight. They don’t know where the next meal is coming from or if, even.

The best thing in their lives is the fact that their kids get to go to school tomorrow morning and there will be heat there to keep them warm and they don’t have to die today. And I sit there and listen to 60 Minutes and feel the  warmth well up in my tennis shoes and the tears salt my dinner and wonder why me?

I have no right to that dinner because what, exactly, have I done to deserve it? Why has God blessed me with so much and what does He want from me? Maybe that’s the answer. Maybe He doesn’t want anything other than acknowledgement that He is in fact in control. His thoughts are not my thoughts and there are, in fact, just some things I can’t and am not supposed to understand.

I admit it: I don’t understand. I am so incredibly blessed and I cannot in any sense of the word or the world explain it.

Would You Mind Turning That Off

Wednesday, December 9th, 2009

I used to think it was just Americans but I’ve just about decided it’s not us. I’m hearing more complaints from people who have gone off to some idyllic vacation spot only to be constantly harassed by the incessant drone of pounding man-made noise: usually music.

There’s the old joke about the quiet, secluded island motel owner that immediately runs to turn on the loud Musak when he sees the incoming patrons. One of them complains about the music being so loud and he says, “Well, yes, you’re Americans, right. Americans must have constant music playing, yes?”

No. It’s time to stop. Turn it off. Be quiet. As they say back home, “Shut the f up. Turn that sh**t off.”

We’re tired and tired of it. No one comes to heaven (e.g., Nassau, a lonely Greek island, or the Hill Country) to be constantly bombarded by the headache producing pounding of inane tunes that one one really cares about.

We came here to be QUIET! I really would prefer to hear the sound of the wind in the palms, the music of the waves breaking on the beach, the gulls crying out for morsels as they circle overhead, the kids squealing as they play in the sand.

Your island charm is not improved by the pounding hip hop, classic rock, lounge hit mix.

Turn it off. Let me relax in peace.

I guarantee you, if you do, I’ll probably come back in the future and the size of your tip will increase today.

Along the way

Friday, October 30th, 2009

My friend John said something the other day that seems to have struck a chord.

He said, “How far you go in life will depend on your willingness to love other people by being

  • tender to the young,
  • compassionate to the aged,
  • sympathetic to the poor, and
  • tolerant of the weak

because at some point in your life, you’re going to be all four.”

Yup. But, it’s the “love other people” that we (I) seem to struggle with the most. Pity.

Ticket please

Sunday, October 4th, 2009

It’s interesting when people put these kinds of video presentations together that show how technology is changing, how it’s changing us, and how it changes what we do.

Here is an updated version that incorporates the influences of social media:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIFYPQjYhv8

The world is moving at what seems to be an ever-increasing pace. I remember my folks saying, “The world is just moving too fast.”

Yeah, Pops, it is and it’s getting even harder to keep up. It’s exciting and exhausting at the same time. Fun, fascinating, and ferocious all at once.

I saw a bumper sticker last week that read “Why are we moving so fast and why am I in this basket?”

In reality, it’s probably no different than before other than the technology, the tools, the toys have changed.

So, buckle your seat belt, please keep your hands and legs inside the ride at all times, and hang on for the ride of your life.

Dealing with IT Pros

Monday, September 14th, 2009

“IT pros complain primarily about logic, and primarily to people they respect. If you are dismissive of complaints, fail to recognize an illogical event or behave in deceptive ways, IT pros will likely stop complaining to you. You might mistake this as a behavioral improvement, when it’s actually a show of disrespect. It means you are no longer worth talking to…”

This is a really good article by Jeff Ello over at Computerworld about how to manage and work with IT pros. Lots of good insight to those outside IT and to those inside IT who just haven’t been paying attention.

A lot of the tension inside an IT group often comes from the influx of so many non-IT people into an IT environment. I’ve seen way too many cases where a mid- to upper manager came in and, instead of trying to understand the department, ran roughshod all over everyone, stomping on well-defined processes, all in the name of progress, change, or “diversity”, which now seems to be defined as whatever fits the current management focus.

Don’t get me started.

Anyway, it’s a good read. Check it out at http://www.computerworld.com/s/article/9137708/Opinion_The_unspoken_truth_about_managing_geeks?taxonomyId=14&pageNumber=1.

Remember

Friday, September 11th, 2009

Never forget.

If this is a copyright violation then I will willingly remove it. But Chuck Swindoll has said it better than I can when, in his book Why, God? Calming Words for Chaotic Times, Charles R. Swindoll, in response to the September 11, 2001, terrorist attacks on America wrote:

“It was not just one act of treacherous terrorism that stunned us on September the eleventh; it was several. To make matters worse, these several attacks were carried out in a carefully planned sequential strategy of brutal destruction. And before the smoke cleared, we were stunned to discover that there were other planned assaults on our national leaders that, gratefully, failed to materialize that same day. I shudder, literally shudder, when I pause to think of how much more terrible it could have been if the demonic plot had run its course as had been devised in the original scheme of evil, demented minds.

If I repeat just a two-hour-and-thirty-one-minute log of the events of that morning in rapid-fire fashion, you will have sufficient information to remember what transpired that frightening morning. The times I refer to are based on central standard time.

At 6:58 A.M., United Airlines Flight 175 left Boston bound for Los Angeles with 56 passengers, 2 pilots, and 7 flight attendants.

One minute later, at 6:59 A.M., American Airlines Flight 11 departed from Boston en route to Los Angeles with 81 passengers, 2 pilots, and 9 flight attendants.

Two minutes later, at 7:01 A.M., United Airlines Flight 93 left Newark, New Jersey, headed for San Francisco with 38 passengers, 2 pilots, and 5 flight attendants.

Nine minutes later, at 7:10 A.M., American Airlines Flight 77 took off from Dulles International Airport bound for Los Angeles with 58 passengers, 2 pilots, and 4 flight attendants.

Thirty-five minutes later, at 7:45 A.M., American Flight 11 plunged into the north tower of the World Trade Center in Manhattan—a direct hit.

Eighteen minutes after the north tower was hit, at 8:03 A.M., United Flight 175 crashed into the south tower of the World Trade Center.

Forty minutes after the south tower was hit, at 8:43 A.M., American Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon. A hole at least two hundred feet wide was ripped open on the west side, and flames burst forth from the nerve center of our nation’s major military building.

Seven minutes after the Pentagon was hit, at 8:50 A.M., the south tower of the World Trade Center collapsed.

Eight minutes later, at 8:58 A.M., an emergency dispatcher in Westmoreland County, Pennsylvania, received a cell phone call from a man who said he was a passenger locked in the bathroom of United Flight 93. The dispatcher quoted the man as saying, “We are being hijacked! We are being hijacked!” The man then said the plane was going down and reported some sort of explosion and white smoke coming from the plane. At that moment the dispatchers lost contact with him.

Twelve minutes after that cell phone call, at 9:10 A.M., United Flight 93 from Newark to San Francisco crashed near Summerset, Pennsylvania, eighty miles southeast of Pittsburgh. Representative James Moran of Virginia, after a Marine Corps briefing, said that hijackers evidently planned to crash the plane into the presidential retreat at Camp David or the United States Capitol.

At that same moment, 9:10 A.M., a portion of the Pentagon collapsed.

Only 19 minutes after the Pentagon’s west side collapsed, at 9:29 A.M., the north tower of the World Trade Center collapsed.

I thought I had already lived through America’s worst disasters. How wrong I was. Many other significant events could be named, but that gives you sufficient evidence of how these atrocities happened back-to-back-to-back-to-back. Right on schedule, planned to the point of precision, the horrible events ran their course. “Why, God?” was the question most people were asking.

At 7:30 that same evening, as millions of Americans met in places of worship to pray, our president briefly addressed the nation, which we all saw, and tape recorded for later viewing. One statement he made stood out in my mind then and still lingers today: “Terrorist attacks can shake the foundations of our biggest buildings, but they cannot touch the foundations of America.”

Excerpted from Why, God? Calming Words for Chaotic Times, Copyright © 2001 by Charles R. Swindoll, Inc. All rights reserved worldwide. ”

Never forget.

Fingers

Thursday, September 10th, 2009

Every now and then you come across someone who does something you used to do but you quickly realize that he does it so much better you’re ashamed to ever admit that you used to do that.

This is one of those guys: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rg54ws2tgGM

And if that doesn’t do anything for you, take a listen to his version of the Hindrix hit Purple Haze. Or, Ry Cooder’s Paris Texas (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsT_-4Inyvc&feature=channel_page). Holy moley.

If Dad was still alive I’d give him all his money back that he paid for my guitar lessons.

Be Ready for the Salary Question

Wednesday, September 2nd, 2009

Job seekers know there is enough work and stress involved in the job search process to last a lifetime. But, the one topic that seems to add more stress than any other is the question about your salary expectations.

Every job seeker knows internally what salary he wants from his next position. He knows what he made at his last job and, deep down, he hopes to replace, if not increase, that salary. Is that a realistic expectation?

We’ve all heard stories about the manager who was able to find her next job quickly and, to add insult to injury, was able to negotiate an even higher salary than the one she left in the previous job.

And, we’ve all heard about people who have landed in new positions at lower salaries than they had before. So, what gives?

Who knows? Life is funny that way. I suppose if someone took the time to conduct an in-depth study of those two outcomes, they might find some significant indicators that would help the rest of us in our salary negotiations.

But, I do know one thing for sure: the more prepared you are about salary going into the interview, the more prepared, relaxed, and confident you’ll be when it comes time to talk money.

The more you know about your skill set and what the local and national salary trends are for what you do, the better armed you will be to answer the interviewer’s question. Knowing that you have supporting evidence to back up your salary request gives you an edge of confidence, not arrogance, that you’ve done your homework and that you’re only asking for what, according to the data, seems fair.

Of course, they already have a budget for the position, a range in which you must fit your request. But, if you’ve gotten past the resume screeners, past the telephone interview, and done a good sales job during the interview, the salary conversation can be a breeze because you’ve researched the market, you know your fair market value, plus you’ve practiced the salary conversation multiple times with a counselor or friend.

So, where can you find good salary information? Here are some resources that will help with your salary research:

www.salary.com – Use their Salary Wizard to locate salary data. Enter your title, zip code, and click on Search. The system displays salary information for you and for the employer that is free. There is an option to purchase additional salary information.

http://career-advice.monster.com/salary-benefits/careers.aspx – This is the monster.com salary application and, to me, is less helpful. You must select a job category that may or may not be what you do, enter your zip code, then click on Search. The resulting screen, after you click No Thanks on the ad page, gives you a collection of job titles, a description of each, and a Base Salary Range link that takes you to, what looks like, a salary.com-like graph of the lower 25%, the median, and the upper 75% of salaries.

http://www.cbsalary.com/salary-information/article.aspx?t=KnowYourWorth&id=8e3398a7-e1de-43cd-b5da-475a74565926 – This is the salary calculator from careerbuilder.com. Enter a Job Title and click on Calculate. Click on No thank you to get past the ad page and CareerBuilder displays a list of job titles. Click on the one that most fits you. The page displays the national average salary and a low-to-high salary graph. At the bottom of the graph, enter your City, State, and click on Go. As always, click on the No thank you button to get past the ad page and the system displays the average salary for the city and state you entered.

http://www.texasindustryprofiles.com/apps/win/eds.php?compare=5&page=0 – I must admit, this is a very comprehensive presentation of salary information for the state of Texas. You simply enter your job title in the Search for field and click on Search. The system displays a list of links that contain the job title you entered plus a Relevance field that indicates how relevant the result is to what you entered. Since the top link is probably the most relevant, click on it. The system displays a compensation summary, a brief job description, and a breakdown of the data by industry. There are tabs across the top (Industries, Areas, Occupations) that provide even more salary data by those designations. As I said, a very comprehensive site.

There you have it. Not an exhaustive list of links to find salary information but a good start. I’m sure there are many other sites that provide valuable data that will help you build a case for getting your next salary. In fact, if you Google salary calculator, you’ll get about 3,440,000 hits. So, take your pick.

The point of this, and any discussion of the job looking / salary negotiation topics, is that there’s no reason for you to go into an interview unprepared, for whatever topic: experience, skills, tools, or salary.

The data is out there. Look at it. Research it until you’re sick of it. Get a big yellow pad and write down the data from as many sites and you want, compare what you’ve found, then drive a stake in the ground: decide in your own head what you think your fair market value is, pick a range you can live with, and move on.

Now, when you got to your next interview and the interviewer asks, “So, what kind of salary were you looking for?”, you can say with confidence and with supporting data that you are looking for a specific number because you’ve done your homework, you’ve worried about this topic long enough, and now it’s settled.

It’s amazing how much stress relief is contained in that one decision!

Pokey

Tuesday, August 25th, 2009

Very interesting couple of days last Thursday and Friday. Since school started on the 24th, lots of parents realized (panic!) that they didn’t have their kid’s immunizations completed for the new school year.

Not good. No shots – no school.

There were several clinics around Plano that provided the necessary immunizations, including Baylor. We had a room on the Garden level all set up with registration, copy machine, waiting area, even a couple of kid-friendly DVDs to play while they waited.

After the initial early-morning staff orientation on Thursday, I decided that my job would be to intercept the parents and kids as they came in the front door and make sure they got to the clinic.

Big sign near the front door about how to find the clinic notwithstanding, it was easy to identify those parents coming in who were looking for the immunization clinic. That I-have-no-idea-where-anything-is look on their faces was a clear giveaway.

It was a hoot. And more fun than I could imagine. So, I made it my goal to talk softly, smile, and make their visit to A HOSPITAL as stress-free as possible.

Hospitals are stressful enough but even more so when it’s unfamiliar territory - you don’t know where anything is, the kids are as jumpy as a cat that knows it’s on the way to the vet, you’re juggling papers, yadda, yadda, yadda.

So, I’d take them over to the elevator, down to the clinic area, and introduce them to the registration ladies in hopes their adventure would be a little less harried.

It’s amazing how many of those parents, and even a few kids, came by the concierge desk where I was standing and said thanks or just smiled and gave me a thumbs up.

And, I guess, that’s what volunteering is all about; not pay, but an occassional thanks, a head nod, or slight wave of appreciation. Because, God knows, we all need a little help winding our way through the forest.