Archive for May, 2009

COBRA-Not your daddy’s mustang

Thursday, May 28th, 2009

In case you’re having trouble with your company and COBRA, you might be interested in this article.

http://www.dol.gov/ebsa/COBRA/main.html

Growing Pains

Wednesday, May 27th, 2009
Please, one at a time.

Please, one at a time.

Well, that’s what happens with exponential growth. Not to mention popularity. I suppose it would be to their benefit if they had a business plan but… Interesting moment in history and you can now say you were there when…

Escaped: The Update

Monday, May 25th, 2009
What can it mean?

What can it mean?

Did he escape to Hooverville where he’s now living the life he’s always dreamed? Did he meet a hooverette and whisk her away to freedom? Is he free to be the hoover he was always meant to be? Was he run over by a truck and dragged away? Or did the owner just pick him up and dump him? Sigh. We’ll never know.

Memorial Day Escape

Monday, May 25th, 2009

This is my last chance. I hate it when they leave me in this hot garage and I’m not gonna take it anymore. Whenever they leave the door open, I’m gonna make a break for it. Good, they’re gone. Here goes…

Breaking free

Breaking free

Oh, crap. Now which way do I go? What if someone sees me? What if I get run over?

hoover_2

Ahhh, I can’t move! Somebody save me. I’m gonna die out here in the heat. Help!

Sigh, the heartbreak of runaway hoovers. Studies show 1.6 hoovers are victims of runaway decision every minute. Don’t let this happen to your hoover. Call the national hoover runaway hotline and get help or donate today. Remember, the hoover you save might just be your own. Do it today. If not for you, then do it for the children.

 

 

No slice, no dice

Sunday, May 24th, 2009

Finished my bi-annual kitchen knife sharpening. Thanks to the Boy Scouts of America for a practical, lifelong skill. I hardly know any guys who can shapen their own knives nowadays, except of course all the fishing and hunting pals. Otherwise, it’s a lost art. I honed (sorry) my skills on weekend scout campouts. If I wasn’t teaching a course, I’d sit back at camp and sharpen things. Anything that had a blade and needed its edge honed. Or, during those long midnight shifts at the Missouri State Highway Patrol. Often, having a few knives to bring back into service was the one thing that got me through some very boring early-morning hours. So, it’s Memorial Day weekend. Got kids? If they’re old enough, take some time to teach them how to sharpen things: knives, hoes, shovels, shears, clippers. They’ll thank you in about 30 years when they realize how they know to do that.

Memorial Day 2009

Saturday, May 23rd, 2009

I know you don’t need to be told, but at some point this weekend, take a moment to remember those who served, who gave their life, and who continue to serve so that we can enjoy burned hot dogs and hockey puck burgers.

Are You My Type

Tuesday, May 19th, 2009

It’s becoming a lost art, the selection of type. Most people just grab Arial or (shudder) Times New Roman for their website without giving typography a second thought (if they even gave it a first thought). Admittedly, the print industry is a bit more conscious of the rules of typography but most websites, PowerPoint presentations, and corporate communication and documents I’ve seen use either the program default or have gone to the other extreme of using too many typographical elements. As we’ve said from the beginning, just because you can make it blink doesn’t mean you should. Here’s a good introductory article on type, if you’re interested: http://www.sitepoint.com/blogs/2009/05/20/focus-on-typography-part-1-contrast/.

Texas Western Swing

Monday, May 18th, 2009

Went to the Texas Western Swing Festival in San Marcos over the weekend. Noah never saw as much rain. Sigh. God bless them one and all they did the best they could. Moved the bands into the Activities center and all was well. Any place that has buckets of salted goobers (peanuts) on the table for you is okay in my book. If you’re interested, here’s a great place to start: http://wswing.home.texas.net/. It was fantabulous, amazing, fun, and good beyond belief. No really, it was, in spite of the rain. The Wimberly side-trip wasn’t too bad either.

No Ants

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

I don’t know about where you live, but here in north Texas we have to deal with fire ants. They’re small but vicious and, apparently, have a passion for flesh. Plus, as you probably already know, their bites (and there can be lots of them very quickly) leave painful, itchy whelps.

Wanna get rid of them from your yard?

Seems that’s the problem. Everybody and their uncle has an idea about how to rid the yard or pasture of the little buggers but most of them are only temporary solutions. And, most of them also involve nasty, semi-toxic chemicals.

What’s an antphobe to do?

Well, there really are a couple of honest-to-goodness, permanent solutions.

Solution 1 is simple.

1.     Clear out an unobstructed path between your kitchen and the ant hill. That is, move the kids and pets somewhere else and make sure there’s nothing on the floor that you will trip on.

2.     Bring a medium-sized metal container of water to a rolling boil. (Yes, I know, a plastic container will have less-satisfying results.)

3.      Pour the boiling water down the middle of the ant hill.

4.      As always, do whatever you can to ensure the safety of you and anyone around you while transporting and handling boiling water!

Solution 2 is simple but requires slightly more preparation.

1.      Buy some  orange oil from your local organic garden center. I use Erath Earth orange oil from Hico, TX. Bought it at Lowes.

2.      Outside, in a regular-sized mop bucket, pour in 1 to 2 ounces of the orange oil.

3.      Add a healthy squirt of regular dishwashing detergent.

4.      Fill the bucket with water and mix thoroughly.

5.      Pour about half of the mixture down the middle of the ant hill. Save the remaining half for the next herd of ants that take up residency in your yard.

Works every time. And, so it goes.

Or, there’s always this: http://news.yahoo.com/s/mcclatchy/20090512/sc_mcclatchy/3231765;_ylt=AmUMoWu9jhbrDHKN1D7Im9IDW7oF

cluck cluck

Tuesday, May 12th, 2009

What’s the world coming to when you can’t have a few chickens around: http://www.kansascity.com/105/story/1189350.html?